Word Play SMS

In a bath room a boy touches a girl everywhere!
U Know whose that boy?
Stupid It is Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.



America aur karachi me sirf ek fark hai.
America me log english bolte hain,
Aur karachi me urdu.
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Paapi insaan tum kya soch rahe te.



India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska…
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)



Agr
ap
Larkiyo Se Hmesha Ghirey Rhna Chahte Hy
Agr Ap Chahte Hy
K Wo Apka
SAMAN
Hath Ma Le aur Moonh Ma Dalen
To
Pani Puri ka Thela Laga Le tharki


ALLAH Apko GhArk kry.
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Khushyo k Gehry SmAndAr me
K Jis ki Gehr


I Am Missing U.
I Am Missing U.
I Am Missing U.
Don’t Believe!
See I Am On Journey And
U R Not With Me,
It Means U R Missing.



Janeman
Janeman
Janeman
Jan-e-mann
Jan-e-mann
Ye salman khan ki flop film hai!!!


Touch it gently…
Put ur finger inside…If hole is big put three fingers…
Rub it up & down gently…….
Thats the right way of
washing the glass..!!!



Kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss kiss ko bataein k AAP kitne ache ho hahaha:)



MOHABAT KA ZAWAL.
Porany zamany main log apny mehboob ko chand kaha karty ty laken ab sharm se wo b nahi keh sakte
Q k
Us pe b ANGRAZ char gay hain.