Word Play SMS

Im not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Iam not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get.



I may not be ur PEPSI-choice of the new generation
I may not be ur COKE-only the real thing;or your NIDO, world's no.
1but I canbe ur????REXONAI won't let u down.& will keep in touch.



2day iz"Ask ME Anything"day.M givin u da exclusive ofer 2 ask me any1 question u always wntd 2 kNow mattr how it iz n i'wl ans honestly. But only1 question.



Srak py jaty huay KHAALON (leather) kay dhar ko daykh kay main nay sochaa
batao kia?
?
Sochoo
itz so easy
"KHAAL MAIN KABHEE BAKREE THEE"


Wat ever u do or dream u can, begin it, boldness has genius, power, & magic in it


Judge: Why did u attack that young man?
Old lady: he grabbed me and took my clothes off,
threw me on tha bed and shouted APRIL FOOL!



Musharraf said 2 hiz mother. Maan mari BV ,
Opposition sy milee hoee hy Jb b room
main jataa hoon kahti hy wardee utaaro.



YOU picked me up, YOU put ur hands around my
waist and YOU took off my top, then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a
bottle of PEPSI.



Kuch log thori dir karty hain
Kuch log 2 ya 3 dafa karty hain,
aur kuch saari raat karty rahaty hain,
tab jaakar hota hai
un ka
Mobile Charge



Do not wait for da Last Judgment. It happenz every day.