Marriage Quotations

"In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved. "

"People marry through a variety of other reasons, and with varying results; but to marry for love is to invite inevitable tragedy. "

"When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship. "

"When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced very soon, because all love affairs end in disappointment. But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity. "

"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. "

"If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. "

"Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. "

"The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. "

"Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. "

"I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. "--