Marriage Quotations

"Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. "


"It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. "


"Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses. "


"Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success."--


"My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact."--


"Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. "


"Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner. "


"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."--


"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up. "


"All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage."--