Pick Up Lines

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?


I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince


Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.



Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?


For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.


Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.



Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.


Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.


Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.