Why do hens lay eggs?If they dropped them, they'd break
Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?The outside
Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy!
Two snakes meet each other..First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Q : What do stylish frogs wear?A : Jumpsuits!
Q : What did the frog order at McDonald's?A : French flies and a diet Croak
Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?A : Unhoppy
Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &A : A centipede with a wooden leg
Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?A : Spoiled milk.
What kind of work does a weak cat do?A : Light mouse work
