Q : What did the frog order at McDonald's?A : French flies and a diet Croak
Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?A : Unhoppy
Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &A : A centipede with a wooden leg
Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?A : Spoiled milk.
What kind of work does a weak cat do?A : Light mouse work
Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?A : All his feathers are combed over to one side
How do you circumcise a whale?A : You need at least four skin divers
When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer?Because there are more geese on that side
Why do cows wear bells?Because their horns don't work
What did the turkey say to the chicken?Gobble gobble
