Naughty SMS

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind.

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES



When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!


Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.


Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.



Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.


INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR...
Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR...
aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...



Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..


Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao