Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen ho!Girl: Six
Boy: Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya?
Girl: Tum kitne ho?
Boy: One
Girl: Baap me dam nahi tha kya?
Monica Lewinsky turned 31. How time flies! It seems like yesteraday when she was crawling around the White House on her hands n
knees puttin everything in her mouth!
What is similarity between sex n shave?If u don't do it for 4-5 days, it starts showing on d face.
What's the height of bad luck?Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
What's the similarity between women & folding chair?Both are useless unless until u don't open their legs.
Stock broker catches wife in bed with other man: What's going on?Wife: Due to boom in market & ur less investment capacity,
honey I've gone for PUBLIC ISSUE!
Jack: It's just too hot to wear clothes today, but what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked?
Wife: That I married u for ur money.
90 sal ke Buddhe Ne Viagra kharidi aur medical wale se puchha 'Kaise Leni hai?'Dukandar ne upar se niche tak dekha aur kaha: Tulsi Aur Gangajal ke Sath Lo.
During war, enemy soldier sees 3 nuns. He says I want revenge & remoevd his pants.
Young nun requested Plz spare older Nun.
Older nun: Shut up u Bitch, War is War.
The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !
Sonu : Mujhe shaq hai, meri Girlfriend ki chaddi tere Bedroom me hai.Monu : Par vo to Chaddi pahanti hi nahi.
Sonu : are haan yar, sorry faltu hi tujh pe shaq kiya.
