HOW TO
KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press
up*Wot
letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will
get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!if u notice
this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!!I have
the "I".I have the "L".I have the "O".I have the "V".I have the "E"... so pls Im not
under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u
drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get Last night i
wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: “noh ss!w !”. it didn’t
make much sense until i read it upside down… MEN-opause
MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW
WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN?? Last
night,I dreamt of you,
this morning my first thought was you,
I thought of you the whole day.
I think like U.
Tomorrow I will think of W, X, Y, Z
Kothe pAr
police nE chhApa mArA,TamaAm logon ko liNe mE khArA kiyA,,,,
WaHan sE eK buDdhi aurAt guZri,,,
Us nE liNe mE eK laRki sE poOchA"
YahAn kyA ho rAhA hAi ???"
LaRki nE kAhA: "Aam baNt rAhe hAin,,,"
Buddhi bHi liNe mE lAg gAyi,,,
Jab uS kA nuMbEr aYa tAu poLice nE kAhA
"Amma aAp bHi ?? !!!"
AmMa: Muun mE daAnt nAi tAu kyA hUa chOos tAu saKti hOon na.... ;->
In a bath
room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It?s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty
