"Behind every successful man is a woman,
behind her is his wife."
Groucho Marx
Shakespear said
"If u want 2 b happy with a man,
Love him less & understand him more
&
If u want 2 b happy with a women,Love her more and never try to understand her"
"It was a perfect marriage.
She didn't want to and he couldn't."
Spike Milligan
Practice makes a man perfect...
But nobody's perfect..
So, why to practice...
Since light travel faster than sound...
People appear bright until you hear them speak...
Every man should marry....
After all happiness is not the only thing in life...
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter.
If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.
After a long wait for bus No.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together.
And the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.











