Silly sms Quotes

Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!


Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.


Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.



If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner!


First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.


Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.



# Zindagi ke 4 behtreen asool...
1)Kisi dost ke phadday mein jao aur samne
wali nafri ziyada ho to apne dost ko hi peet do...

2)Agar kisi ka kuch bigaar nahi sakte to
us per thook phenk ke bhaag jao...

3)Kabhie pitne lagi to samne wale ko
bhai bana lo...

4)Shair(Lion) sirf apne ghar ke samne ban ke ghoomo..

# Love
"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
Ambrose Bierce


Thought of the day:

"Never make the same mistake twice...

Because

There are so many new mistakes...

Try different each day..."



# domestic affairs
"The General was essentially a man of peace,
except of course in his domestic affairs."
Oscar Wilde