| Silly
sms Quotes |

My mind
is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states.

Borrow
money from pessimists--they don't expect it back!!

Love and work
are the cornerstones of our humanness!!

Worst
excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from

There
is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do!

Marriage is a
great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.

Aim for
the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

Always
remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

The opposite
of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting

If you hate
me, i love you too. It aint my fault im better than you!!