What is
the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?There have been sightings of UFOs.
What do
you call a swimming pool full of blondes?Frosted Flakes.
What do you
call a blonde holding a brief case, up a tree?The Branch Manager.
I
pretend to work here - They pretend to Pay me!!
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
All paid jobs
absorb and degrade the mind!
Abracadabra!!! Nope, ur still ugly! Try again!!
Crime
doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?Gratitude is
merely the secret hope of further favors!! My mind is
like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states.
