What is
the blonde's favorite potato chip?Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).
What is
blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?A blond doing cartwheels.
What is the
connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
Did you
hear about the blond skydiver?She missed the Earth!Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
She blew it both times!
What do
a moped and a blond have in common?They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
How do you
know when a blond's been in your fridge?Lipstick on the cucumbers!
What do
a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
What is
the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?About 2 cans of hair spray
What's the
quickest way to get into a blondes pants?Pick them up off the floor.
Where do
blondes go to meet their relatives?The vegetable garden.
