Why did
18 blondes go to a movie?Because below 18 was not allowed
Two
blondes were driving to Tokyo Disneyland when they saw a sign that read,
"Tokyo Disneyland Left", so they turned around and went homeWhy did the
blonde dye her hair red?Instant Intelligence!
Why do
blondes drive BMWs?Because they can spell it
Why did
the blonde try and steal a police car?She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Why didn't
the blonde want a window seat on the plane?She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Why did
the blonde stop using the pill?Because it kept falling out.
Why did
the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6
months?Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
How do you
confuse a blonde?Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Why does it work?
"Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"
Why did the
blonde call the welfare office?She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
