Sex SMS Messages

Sex, drugs & rock n roll, speed weed & birth control, life's a bitch, then u die, so fuck the world & lets get high!


This program will automatically enlarge your penis. Now starting...beep 6 5 4 3.....beep 2 1....Sorry no penis found!


Do you want to have sex with me? For $50! Please please please....I really need the money!



Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money! If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!


Sex is like Nike, just do it.


Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love...



Neuk een wijf in dr kont, stamp die anus tot ze komt.S mijt je benen in de lucht, laat je pijpen in een vlucht. Krab de shit van je paal, anaal neuken is geniaal!


Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.


If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!



Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh.......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good! Yeah, that's textual intercourse!