Sex SMS Messages

I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.


How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise?


If you want a little brother, kill your dad and fuck your mother.



Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good


Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter.


Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money. If you think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money!



Sex is like Math, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs and Multiply!


I want you to ride me like a pony! Hiyaaaaaa…


Don't be silly, put a condom on your willy.



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