The difference between erotic and perverted:Erotic = caress the vagina with a beautiful white whisp
Perverted = do the same thing with a whole chicken.
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear.....
What did Eva shout when she wanted to have SEX ?? ............. ADAM WHERE ARE YOU !!you do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!!What does position 68 mean........You are doing me and I owe you one!!
Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.
A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue.So open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!
Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back...
What you never want to hear while having good sex?? ............. "Honey, I am home!"There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"!
