Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise??When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love...Do you know why smurfs always laugh? Because the grass always tickles their little balls!
What is the difference between a man and a dildo?......... A man is a REAL PRICK!!!!
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAFE-SEX.Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.
If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!
Sex is good for your stomach muscles and much more fun than fitness
