Sex SMS Messages

Why does a woman have two pair of lips?................... One is for fighting and one is to make up.


What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?................ They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet


If you cry, I cry...if you laugh, I laugh...if you are happy, I am too...if you are sad, I am too...and if you are horny, call me.



American students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand


sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited)


A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with them, people laugh at you.



Zwaai uw tieten in het rond, schuur je clitoris op de grond, stop 4 vingers in je kut, ram die kittelaar tot frut, bevredig je met een gans, dit is de mastrubatiedans.


Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh......ohh......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good! mmmm ......................That's how we sex on text.


Message from you provider: Your dildo is disturbing our network. Turn it off or continue manually. Thanks for your cooperation.



The 3 miracles of a woman: produce milk without eating grass, 4 days of bleeding without dieing, letting a man come without yelling.