Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
What's Ford?Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
