Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
Santa: Do you know English?Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata.Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : I am falling in love.
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
