Marriage Quotations

"All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. "


"He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. "


"Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that."--



"It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man. "


"Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. "


"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."

"Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... "


"Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting. "


"Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. "



"Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings. "