He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard.- Unknown
A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstien, but with the attention span of Daffy Duck.- Tom Shale on Robin Williams
If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.- Joan Rivers on Yoko Ono
God does not play dice with the universe.- Albert Einstien
She is as wholesome as a bowl of cornflakes and at least as sexy.- Dwight McDonald on Doris Day
If you can't convince them, confuse them.- President Harry S Truman
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.- W C Fields
He had the compassion of an icicle and the generosity of a pawnbroker.- S J Perelman on Groucho Marx
Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.- Abbey Hoffman
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?- Don Rickles
