Breasts like Granite and a brain like Swiss Cheese- Billy Wilder on Marilyn Monroe
The thief of bad gags.- Walter Winchell on Milton Berne
I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born- Ronald Reagan
He's proof that there's life after death.- Mort Sahl on Ronald Reagan
The only genius with an IQ of 60.- Gore Vidal on Andy Warhol
He's so ugly they ought to donate his face to the world wildlife fund.- Muhammad Ali on Joe Frazier
She's so stupid she returns bowling balls because they've got holes in them.- Joan Rivers on Bo Derek
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.- Bob Wells
Can't act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little.- Screen Tester on Fred Astaire
An empty suit that goes to funerals and plays golf.- Ross Perot on Dan Quayle
