Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper.- Rex Reed on Marlon Brando
He could start a row in an empty house- Sir Alex Ferguson on footballer Dennis Wise
When Kissinger can get the Nobel Peace Prize, what is there left for satire?- Tom Lehrer on Henry Kissinger
Shaw writes his plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.- George Nathan on George Bernard Shaw
He is to acting what Liberace was to pumping iron.- Rex Reed on Sylvester Stallone
What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?- Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.- Shakespeare
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.
