Put Downs

You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They'd all like to throw you down one...


Somebody said to me that you ain't fit to sleep with the pigs. Well, I stuck up for the pigs.


I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception



I hear you're connected to the Police Department - by a pair of handcuffs...


Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?


I heard when you were a child your Mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.



Why don't you just open your mind and shut your mouth, both are empty anyway.


I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!


You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.



Everybody has a photographic memory. You simply don't have the film.