?Some
drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.?One
Froot Loop shy of a full bowl.?Not the
brightest bulb on the Xmas tree ?A donut
short of being a cop ?A few
feathers short of a whole duck. ?From the
British Army? Are you sure you're not from the Salvation Army ?Which
village is missing its idiot?. ?A
Titanic intellect ... In a world full of icebergs?A few clowns
short of a circus ?A few beads
short in her rosary.
