Police sms Jokes

?When you were born, did they let your Mother out of her cell?


?You're so bent you make roundabouts look straight!


?I've seen better hands on a leper!



?This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.


?You've got more chins than a Chinese phone book!


?I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.



?You're a habit I'd like to kick -- with both feet.


?So now we know why some mammals eat their children...


?His mouth is a no-go area. It's like kissing the Berlin Wall
 Helena Bonhem Carter on Woody Allen



?There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
 Henry Kissinger