Police sms Jokes

?You're about as good lookin as a cross between the Elephant Man and a Pitbull Terrier..


?You! Off my planet!


?See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.



?Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings


?Whilst every girl has the right to be ugly, you seem to have abused that privelige!


?You're the kind of man that is a blueprint for building an idiot.



?I'd like to leave you with one thought...unfortunately I ain't sure you have anywhere to put it!


?Yeah, yeah, keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent.


?Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?



?Excuse me, is that your nose, or are you eating a Banana?