Police sms Jokes

?Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper.
Rex Reed on Marlon Brando


?He could start a row in an empty house
Sir Alex Ferguson on footballer Dennis Wise


?When Kissinger can get the Nobel Peace Prize, what is there left for satire?
 Tom Lehrer on Henry Kissinger



?Shaw writes his plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.
 George Nathan on George Bernard Shaw


?He is to acting what Liberace was to pumping iron.
Rex Reed on Sylvester Stallone


?What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?
Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel



?Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
Shakespeare


?A few fries short of a Happy Meal.


?Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.



?He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.