Pick Up Lines

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.


Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!


Do you want to see something swell?



Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.


Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!


Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?



Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.


Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.


I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".



If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?