One Liners

I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.


How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.


Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...



U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....sh*t...I got wrong number...SORRY :)


I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU!


On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.



The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.


Nope.....u still ugly!


Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.



What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.