One Liners

You may be recognized soon. Hide.


Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.


He who laughs last thinks slowest.



Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.


I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.


Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???



Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.


If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.


You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.



Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?