Gorgeous,
intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough
about ME! How are you?Hard
work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!How do u
occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!***NEWSFLASH***
Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for £1... No Strings attached
...but for a limited period ONLY!
...A bloody good deal!
Pleas
turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry FRIEND
SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now
searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found. Hw do U
kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r. Press
down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes....almost there....oh god
harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how I sex on text!Ths msg cn
only b read by a SEXY person -Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!
I once had
One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my
face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
