One Liners

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!


HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?


This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you



Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?

A: There is a stamp on it.


A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone


Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!



I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!


Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.


Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.



Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.