One Liners

It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails. With ahunting knife. And he ran into me. Backwards. 17 times.


Born Free........Taxed to Death.


We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found



The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it but that our aim is too low and we reach it!


I never see what has been done: I only see what remains to be done- bill gates.


Sticks and stones may break my bones but words ... words might hurt me deeply, causing great emotional, mental, and psychological damage leading to a lowered self-esteem and decreased work-related efficiency.



Lucky: One who gets the opportunity. Brilliant: One who creates the opportunity. Winner: One who uses the opportunity. Be a winner always.


A designer dress is like a barbed fence, it protects the premises without restricting the view!


"Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us, we are schizophrenic?"



Build a man a fire and he`s warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he`s warm for the rest of his life.