One Liners

You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love.


The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love and to let it come in.


There are two types of people who are failures in life... Those who do not listen to anybody and those who listen to everybody.



Many of the sad realities of life can only be overcome with large sums of money.This is a sad reality of life.


I know friendship is hard to keep. But even if it gets harder I won`t give up coz if its hard to keep you. It`ll be lot harder to find you again!


I met money one day. I said, "You are just a piece of paper." Money smiled and said, "Of course I'm a piece of paper, but I haven't seen a dustbin yet, in my life



When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.


Written outside a temple: Q: Why should we believe in GOD? A: Because there are still some questions which cannot be answered by GOOGLE.


When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.



The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.