Pick Up Lines

What time do you have to be back in heaven?


Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?


You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.



You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.


You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.


You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!



You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.


Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.


Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.



Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?