Naughty SMS

Mother found a condom in daughter's cupboard.
She went straight to her n asked: What is this?
Girl: To aap kya chahti hain, main is umar mein Maa ban jaaun?!


Playboy has started a special edition for Married men.
The same woman is featured every month.


Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So let's begin.



Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREAST?
Gril: Enough to help a Man's boneless thing stand up.


Why did Shahid and Kareena break up?
Because she wanted to have Saif Sex.


Why is sex similar to shaving?
Well, because no matter how well u do it today, tomorrow u hav to do it again



First Doc: I had sex with my patient. I'm feeling guilty
Second Doc: It happens in our profession. Take it easy yaar.
First Doc: Yeah, but I'm a Veterinary doctor.


Give an example of Complete business failure due to negligence.
A pregnant prostitute.


25 Uuseless things in a Man's body: 20 Nails you can't Hammer,
2 Tits you can't Milk, 1 Cock that doesn't Crow, and
2 Balls you can't Throw !!



A old woman calls the Police department and says:
I have a Sex Maniac in my apartment. Pick him up in the morning!