Naughty SMS

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.


A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said:
"Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"


A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife.
"There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth",
she said



Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...


Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh.
It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!


One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds,
ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH
THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"



Lady: What is a good time for Sex?
Doctor: In the afternon between 2 to 4.
Lady: Why ?
Dr: The compounder will not be here...



A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.



Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!



Luv is not measured by Hugging, Kissing & sex. It's all about Trusting Respecting & Accepting
a person with open legs, closed eyes & wet lips saying
Push it more.