A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!
Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!
Mental anxiety,Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces....
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?"
He said, "Because you came home early."
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
