Naughty SMS

Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side.


Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side.


Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.



Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin,
Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!


Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?


friends talking about AIDS
Friend: Kabhi condom ke bina nahin karta.
Santa: Ungli mein bhi condom pehnta hoon.
Banta: Main to bilku risk nahin leta, padosi se karwata hoon.


It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life,
remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life santhu


Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao


Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES



When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!


Lady to Baba : Baba, mere pati roz aadhi raat ko ghar se chale jate hai..
Baba : Beti ye Samasya hai ya Invitation??