Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
Girl & Boy were having sex.Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM,
whether you are here or not.
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!
Colour of underwear reflects your mood:Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
Wives r incoming calls,Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole.
What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day.
She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day.
Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad
news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
