Naughty SMS

Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh.
It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!


Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement.
Why should girls have all the fun.



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( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!


Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.



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SHAKIN DAT ASS!!


Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!


Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!


ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...


Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: hhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.



Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain,
bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?


Delivery ke baad Bachhe ki mutthi band thi
Mutthi kholkar dekha to usme "i-pill" thi
or hath pe likha tha: "Jako Rakhe Saiya, Maar sake na koy"