Misleading sms

Music Se Apna Dil Behlate To Hoge
Chand Ko Dekh Itrate To Hoge
Jate Hoge Jub Ghar k Bahar Aap

To

BHOOT BHOOT Keh k Log Chilate To Hoge


Socho Agar SMS Receive Karne K Paise Lagte to Kya Hota?

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socho

Aap Log To Mere Murder Ki Supari De Chuke Hote



Jo Jeete Wo Sikandar
Jo Haare Wo Jail Ke Andar
Jo sMs Bheje Usko Jadu Ki Jhappi
Jo Na Bheje Usko BANDAR Ki Pappi



Sharab Bani To Maikhane Bane
Husn Bana To Diwane Bane
Kuch To Baat Hai Aap Me
Yu Hi Nhi Pagal khane Bane


WARNING:

Cell Phone
Causes Radiation
& It Results In
Brain Damage !

But You are Safe.

It Only Affects
People With
Brains !!
How Lucky you are , No Brain No Pain:-



Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai.
Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil
Lagake Karte Ho..
Kyun ki,

Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi



What is a Mobile?

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R U looking for answer ?

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Ye haath me kya chappal Pakdi hai!!!


This is my leg
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Itni der dabane k liye thanks.. I m feeling much better now…


U are Sweet like TOM,
Cute like JERRY,
Naughty like BUGS BUNNY,
Strong like POPEYE,
Innocent like Tweety,
In short,
U are Complete CARTOON