Misleaing sms

Girl in a party to a man:Excuse me sir
kya ap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain?
Man khush hote huay: han han bolo kia?
Girl: Zaleel admi apni nazrain!


Man: I Have Changed My Mind.
Sardar: Good
So Does This One Work Better?


Bandar: Maa meri Dulhan kon hai,
Please. Meri Shadi Karwado
Maa: Dekh teri Dulhan SMS padh rahi hai Agar padh ke Muskrayi to
“Shadi Pakki”



My Principle Of Life
If Someone Throws a Stone At You..
Throw a Flower At Him,
But..
Make Sure The Flower is Still in The Flower-Pot

Walk In Ur Own Path,
Love In Ur Own Style,
Talk In Ur Own Words
Help In Ur Own Ways
Then People Will Say

ae sala kisi ki sunata nahi!


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o( @..@ )o
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Paichan kaun?
Bandar bi nai,
Monkey bhi nai,
Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.