Miscellaneous sms Messages

It's the heart afraid of Breaking ... that never learns to dance.


Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down


Life is beautiful if you are willing to see it



A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise ...


When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!


Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !



Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.


I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me.


Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !



No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think :"why would I take the risk?"