Miscellaneous sms Messages

I want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.


Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...


All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise 'my' hand ...



Lots of people stop working once they found a job!


I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children.


Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children.



The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrian creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.


I said no to drugs, but they did nog listen!


10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?!



Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.